Life should be lived backwards.
You start by dying, so the bad part is over right away.
When you wake up you are in a hospital bed and you start appreciating the fact that you are getting better day after day.
When they let you go, the first thing you do is to get your retirement money and spend it with lots of joy. Time goes by and you get stronger, healthier and your wrinkles disappear.
You decide to start working and the first day you get a gold Rolex as a present.
You work for 40 years till you are so young to abandon the working life and enjoy your youth. From one party to another, you drink, play, have fun and enjoy sex, while you get ready to start studying.
You start school, play with your friends, without any stress and responsibility, till you are almost an infant.
When you are sufficiently small, you get in a place that you should know pretty well by now and live your last nine months pampered in a calm and serene environment, in a comfortable place with room service and lots of affection, without anybody busting your …
At the end you leave this world with an orgasm.
OH… YEAH!

Thanks Mercedes!!